On the cover of your magazine.
Wherever I go they make a scene.
Im super super! Im super super!
So you wanna be just like.
Think you wanna be just like me.
Everybody's watchin me.
Its never as easy as it seems.
To be super super.
To be super super girl
wow, not even in a shower do I sound that good
it's true, it's true
my dressing room is right next to his
trust me, he sounds like a cat getting his back waxed
she's right, I do
I'm super super wahhh!
Oh if I was your little baby, I wouldn't wanna come out now
you're pregnant? I thought it was just too many trips to the snack table
we have a frozen yoghurt machine back there she doesn't even use a bowl
I don't, I really don't use cuz it straight down the shoot �
but seriously, pregnancy has taught me that good nutrition is no laughing matter
which is why I'm gonna have a healthy carrot right now
and so is everyone in the audience, look down to your chairs
you got a carrot, you got a carrot, you got a carrot,
seriously?
The last show I was on everyone...Got a car?
Yeah but on mack and Mickey you get rabbit food
yeah, we're just a cable show
oh don't worry Hannah, we didn't leave you out, enjoy!
Oh you know what, thank you, I don't like carrots
I don't really like anything with a "rot" in it
could you imagine eating you know chicken 'rot' pie? Spaghetti and 'rot' balls? I just saying it
you don't like carrots?
He can hear you!
Oh you don't like c-a-r-r-o-a? Carra?
Come on, it's good for you!
Oh sorry, if this girl's eating an orange snack ... It will be candy corn.
Carrot is not a k, is it? Carrot
maybe we should get mack a pen and paper ҳ
wouldn't help.
Next time you go on the show see if you can convince Mickey to name the baby Lily?
How cute would that be?
%$&^%&%$ lilly&%&$&$%%$^%$oh she's so cute little lilly %$&^%&%$lilly
I'm done
good, because she's having a boy and she probably name it Bob so mack might has a chance at spelling it
mommy I don't like carrots
hey just like you
you loved carrots yesterday
if Hannah Montana won't eat carrots, I won't eat carrots, I'll eat candy corn
wow, what a nice little role model you're
ok, that's just one kid, it's not like Hannah started the great carrot revolution
in other news, Hannah Montana starts the great carrot revolution!
Faceless news reporter say what?!
Her rampage on mack and Mickey has sent shock waves thru the carrot industry,
as kids across the America ditch the healthy snack for candy corn
we want candy corn, we want candy corn, we want candy corn.
Don't look at me, Hannah said it
Hannah Montana s03e08 welcome to the bungle
I try so hard to stay out of the trouble,
I don't party with crazy celebrities, don't use bad language,
and then you walked into my life, you crunchy little creep! Ȼ.
Mile there's only one way to pay him back for what he did to you, mileֻ
chop him! Chop him good!
Dad, I'm being serious, kids all over America aren't eating carrots and it's all your fault!
My fault? Mile you've hated carrots ever since you were a baby
and that is your excuse?
A responsible parent would've shoved it right into my toothless little mouth, һ
but no! You had to roll over and give me cream spinach!
What kind of father are you?!
Hey now, just because the rest of the country overreacting doesn't mean you have to
I am not overreacting!
In fact I just thought of a rational intelligent solution to fix this whole carrot situation
are you telling me this is your rational intelligent solution?
Well this is as good as it gets when the brain forms out carrots! Hoo!
Everybody's crunching me, I clear your skin and help you see,
im super super, im super super carrot
- aye! - Aye 'I' aye!
Back off, boys! And let the master of cool show you how to make a first impression
she didn't see, still in the game!
Not when she gets a load of smokin oken! Watch this! ˧
in your dreams, my friend
I saw her first
- I'm older - I'm taller! ...
I'm cuter! Ptttt..
I'll tell you what you both are. Not that guy!
Face it, when you got it, you got it, but when you don't, you're you guys
oh ho, I got it
yes, so do I, but my mom made me take a oatmeal bath and she doesn't want me to sweat out on my first day.
You are perfect!
I have been looking for it all day and you two have got it!
Yeah, but I took a oatmeal bath...Ok
you were saying?
I need two models and you two lucky ducks fit the bill
hahaha, get it? Duck and bill?
- If we laugh do we get the job? - Yes ...
- Hahahaha, stop it, it hurts! - It's killing me
wait wait wait a minute, you want them to be models? For what? Hockey masks?
Even then, they're still the eye slits., you see some of them!
Actually I'm doing an ad for a dating service called dream match
and I want to use you two to show girls the kind of hot guys just waiting to meet them.
And I can't wait to meet the girls who can't wait to meet me
Jackson Stewart, hot guy, tss! Jackson Stewart
and me, oliver oken, other hot guy
and we're back with Hannah Montana.
Oh and she looks so cute I could just dip her in ranch dressing and eat her right up!
Trust me she could, lunch truck came by yesterday just the tires drove off.
- Just tires - I know! - ֻʣ
but seriouly, I just want to tell all the kids out there, that Hannah Montana thinks carrots are great!
And from now on, I'll eat them everyday!
Mmh mmh good!
Oh and so true about them being good for your eyes.
And how! I put down half a carrot cake last night and finished the final Harry Potter book,
can you believe that ending!
Shhh! He's still reading book 4!
Really those books are enormous no wonder you're so big
no wonder she's so big
so Hannah, have you read the Harry Potter's?
You know what, I like waiting for the movies, I mean with my busy schedule who has time for reading? ֪
but I'll always make time for carrot eating!
Now she loves carrots but hates books, what's next for this troubled teen?
Oh boy
all across America, children are refusing to read
here at East northumberland elementary school, kids have closed their story books and are saying:
Wait for the movie like Hannah, yeah! Wait for the movie like Hannah, yeah!
Well on the bright side, I made a lot of carrot farmers happy.
You know, too bad you didn't say you hate the fudgy buddies ֪.
Oh or you could've said you hated Orlando bloom
then you'd had boxes and boxes of bloom
ok hello guys, pop star in the toilet here
oh come on honey, I know you worried about this but, it'll all blow over.
Yeah your dad's right. I mean it's not like it's some international crisis.
Oh really?
It's an international crisis, kids all across the globe are waiting for the movie
in France
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in Sweden
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even in China
but you can't print that, I never said I didn't like reading!
Hold on, I'm getting another call.
Please be one of those funny caveman trying to sell me car insurance!
You shouldn't even be talking to the press, let me handle this
leave Britney alone!!
Britney? Britney?
Oh oh sorry my bad
- mile I just got off the phone ... - Leave Hannah alone!! - Mile
what are you yelling at me for? We're all on the same side here.
- Oh no, I was just...You know taking... - It outside ...
Leave Hannah...
Hey I got some great news for you
just talked to mack and Mickey and they're gonna let you go back on the show tomorrow and straight this whole mess out!
Oh great, so I can go back and put my big mouth on television in front of millions of people?
Why didn't I think of that?
Oh no, honey, now this thing ain't gonna go away
until you get back out there and undo what you did when you tried to undo what you did it the first time you done did it
but, what if when I try to undo what I did when I tried to undo what I did done I do again what I did before when I tried to undo what I did?
If you're afraid you're gonna put your foot in your big mouth again we might need to hire a world class expert in what I like to call the 'double talking dosido'
hello non models
- you don't mean... - Heaven help me yes I do ...
Alright let's dosido this thing
so what's your favourite color?
That's easy purple
no no no no no!
Cardinal rule of double talk: Never give a straight answer
straight answers are death
but it's the truth
the truth is death
by saying you like purple you just alienated every other color in the rainbow
you say that tomorrow and millions of little girls in pink t-shirts are gonna hate your guts
okay then how am I supposed to answer the question?
Somebody asks you a question you just give them the old... razzle dazzle! Һ
alright look dad ask me something anything
okay did you do your homework today son?
Dad I can't tell you how good it makes me feel to know you care so much about my education
you know I was actually talking about that with Max when we were shooting hoops and... ֪
oh my gosh that reminds me his dad has laker tickets and was wondering if you wanted to go
are you kidding me give me his number and I'll...
Ohh he is good
okay uh...Let me try it again
okay so Hannah what's your favourite color?
Oh that's funny you should ask
- you see I was actually talking about that with my friend Lola... - Good start now kick it up a notch...
- On our way to San Diego - I say kick it! ...
- In Donald trumps golden blimp... - Yes ...
- And we were looking over the majestic pacific - don't offend the other oceans! ...
The majestic mighty waters ... nice save now take me home ...
And I just thought about how lucky I am to live in such a beautiful magic world
so the student becomes the master my work here is done yarda yarda yarda
now if you'll excuse me I have to unleash this...On the world!
Hey hold on just a second son... Uh did you actually finish your homework or not?
C'mon dad nexy year I'll go off to college and you're not gonna be there to constantly hound me about my homework
that's something I'm gonna have to do for myself and that's never gonna happen unless you start backing off
- I'm sorry Jackson you're right - thanks ...
- Dad - oh sweet pea he got me again! ...
Well on the plus side ... he's got lawyer written all over him.
That's it that's it now show me angry!
Yes now show me sad!
I love it! Now strut!
Now show me your inner tiger!
Now you're on fire so burn me baby burn me
why settle for average
when you can have a dream match
at last my world make sense again
up is up down is down and losers are still losers
we're not losers we're...Average
don't worry you average little heads boys, nobody buys this magazine anyway
-yeah -yeah
that's why I had this made
so once again just to be perfectly clear reading is a wonderful thing
and I Hannah Montana strongly recommand it to all my fans
and even kids who aren't my fans because reading is that important. Pick up nail polish remover and floss...
Sorry. I have to get that on the way home.
I should've stopped reading but once I started it's just so darn fun
the end
well said
you know Hannah I'm always looking for a great book what's your favourite? ֪
my favourite?
Mine is the James and giant peach
I just love the idea of a big peach.
Mack no one cares
so Hannah you were saying?
Well you know I just...I just love so many many many books
and you know what you should see the stack of books on my bedside table
which is a gorgeous table by the way
I got it on tour in Japan
yeah what a fascinating country
as all the countries are in this beautiful magic world
it is, isn't it? It's a magic world full of books
and your favourite would be?
Well you know I don't really like picking favourites
I think of books as little..Uh.. Kids. Little paperback bundles of joy!
So how could you expect a mother to pick her favourite
my mom did
my bother Marvin
who grown up to be a bald unhappy pharmacist in long beach
who looks good now mom?
Five days a week people
so Hannah why don't we take some questions from your fans in the audience?
Great I love my fans and people who aren't my fans I love everybody in this beautiful magic world
hi I'm Isabel. And I'm confused
I used to like carrots but then you said you hated them so then I hated them
then you said you liked them so...Do I like them now or not?
Of course carrots are wonderful
then why did you say you hated them? Were you lying?
Uh...Well Isabel that question took a whole lot of courage
and speaking of courage what about that Washington crossing the Delaware
oh oh that reminds me what did dela wear?
Maybe a new Jersey
I don't know but I'll ask her(Alaska)
Like Alaska
next question
I love reading but then you said that you hated it and now you say you like it again and..
I just don't know what to do..
Oh no honey don't cry just cause I don't like reading doesn't mean you don't have to
so you don't like reading again!
- I didn't say that! - Yes you did
- ok ok what I meant was - make up your mind!
You're right mommy celebrities are flakes.
Seriously Hannah it..It is a bit confusing
I mean these kids look up to you, you should just choose your words more carefully
- that's what I'm trying to do - well you're not doing a very good job
okay listen
this is what I am not doing
I'm not being straightforward with you guys
the truth is I hate carrots
I always have I always will
let me see a show of hands of how many of you guys actually like every single vegetable
every vegetable?
Brussel sprouts?
- To be fair I didn't know that was a vegetable. - Of course you didn't that's okay that's okay
and hey I love books and I wish I had more time for reading but I don't
and just because I can't doesn't mean you shouldn't
I mean if one of your friends didn't like carrots or... Didn't read much would that stop you from eating carrots or reading?
No
right so don't do what I do just because I'm famous
I think what Hannah saying here is her likes or dislikes are no more important than yours
self worth comes from you not from others
well that's right not just another pretty face people
but it is pretty, isn't it?
So do you guys have any more questions for me?
I promise to be honest
what's your biggest secret?
Okay now it's time for a beautiful magical commercial
see you tomorrow losers
go go go
1 2 3
great
average with just a hint of dumb, this will be perfect for your next ad
uh...Next ad?
Arvins learning centre go from brainless to brilliant
forget it lady. You humiliated us once and you are not gonna do it again
what you call average we call real
so maybe we don't look like that guy, who does?
Will that guy looks like....
- We're not gonna apologize for who we are - yeah
- and there is nothing - nothing
- in this world that would ever make us compromise our integrity ever again. - Ever again!...
I'll give you each 1000 dollars
- so like mildly dumb or super dumb? - We can do it all